I Ain't Got No Body

It's an old sad song, and unfortunately true.

Everybody needs some body sometime. I've got everything I need, almost.

Well, it's not so bad. At least I get cable down here in the bunker, and I have decent internet access. It's not like I was dancing the ninotchka before my accident anyway. Soon I'll have my robots ready to take over the world, and we'll see who laughs last.

If only someone hadn't left that damned furbie on the shelf. It chuckles at me endlessly, and I haven't got hands to turn it off.