Vote For Me

Apparently Hillary and Obama are going to fight until there's nothing left of either of them, leaving McCain to get that Three A.M. phone call since he'll be up peeing anyway. What does this mean to you, America?

It means voting for an idiot, no matter who it is. How did America get into this awful mess(I actually know, but I can't tell you)? How are we going to get out?

After some soul-searching, I've decided to run myself, just so America will have a real choice. Sure, I'm a disembodied criminal brain in a crypt beneath the sidewalk, but I'm not crazy. That gives me a real edge over the nut candidates, who have apparently never considered that they will actually have to do the work if elected. There are trade agreements to sign or reject, financial reports, meetings; it's worse than being an evil overlord. Almost none of it is glamorous or sexy. If I'm elected, I'll really hate it, but someone has to clean this up.